Chrimbo in Soho

When I first moved to The Big Office In Soho I was taken for an induction meeting. After all the usual office stuff (lift with your knees, don’t try to repair the copier with sellotape, don’t sell your security pass to tramps) we inductees were given a warning about working in this part of town. […]

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1.6093km wide of the truth

Yesterday morning we got a Government press release: “Government saves the Pint and the Mile”. This morning, the Express takes the story and runs with it while flicking V signs across the channel as it goes. Lede paragraph: “THE British pint, mile and ounce were saved yesterday as Brussels finally quit trying to kill them […]

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