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Job Guarantee, you say?

You get some amazing stuff through your door living in Lewisham – mostly adverts for quack healers and hellfire priests, though, and as I’m not currently posessed by Satan (well, I think not) they’re of little use. Today’s delivery brought something far better – a Job Guarantee*: The website – URL removed above – claims […]

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Just not just

From last month – Police forced to confront vigilantism in Surrey: “Surrey’s Divisional Commander Chief Superintendent Adrian Harper was so concerned he had the leader tracked down and called him in for a face-to-face meeting. He said: “It is my responsibility, and that of my many officers, to ensure those who live in East Surrey […]

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This is why I will be fat

I know, I know – this has been going around the internets. But still: I shall mostly be spending my weekend making, and consuming, one of these: .. a bacon cheeseburger wrapped in a Krispy Kreme donut. Apparently it’s called a “Luther Burger“, and the above photo was taken in the Google cafeteria. Oh, and […]

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Uneeda Biscuit

Took this in Kentucky, 2007: Turns out this sign was part of the world’s first million dollar advertising campaign, and similar painted signs can still be seen all across the US – there’s a huge collection of photos here.

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