Posts Tagged ‘advert’

Sterling job

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Sterling advert from FacebookFor a brief period I worked in a company of Independent Financial Advisers. I didn't learn much about finance, really, but I did pick up a few things. Such as, for example: when looking for currency trading service, don't pick one that

a) Advertises on Facebook
b) Puts "Sterling" after the word "the". Or before "is pounding", for that matter. Or,
c) Illustrates Sterling with the symbol for Yen

Key facts: I will be charging for this advice on a commission basis, so you now owe me exactly two percent of any money made by following it. The value of this advice may go up or down. Past performance is not a guarantee of future etc etc.

Elementary

Friday, March 28th, 2008

Intel advert

Bonus facts: Hafnium can also be used to get smoother coffee*, smoother wallpaper and smoother jazz.

* May cause death, for all I know.