Voskhod instruments by Tom Royal on Flickr
Valentina Tereshkova with Vostok 6 by Tom Royal on Flickr
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Chartwell by Tom Royal on Flickr
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Highgate Cemetery by Tom Royal on Flickr
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Highgate Cemetery by Tom Royal on Flickr
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Kitten Block: Now for iOS

September 27th, 2015

Since I published the Chrome version, the most common request I’ve received from Kitten Block users is a version for iOS. But given that Safari on iPhone and iPad devices doesn’t support desktop-style add-ons, this has never been possible – until now.

With iOS 9, and subject to some limitations, noted below, Apple has made it possible to install content blockers into iOS for the first time. And so I’m pleased to announce that Kitten Block for iOS is available now.

Just a few things to note, though:

1) iOS supports content blockers on 64-bit devices running iOS9 only. That means anything from an iPhone 5S up can run them, but 5, 5C and 4S devices can’t. Apple imposes this limitation, not me – sorry.

2) iOS content blockers can only block, or add CSS – so it’s not possible to redirect users to kitten photos as we do on other platforms.

3) All previous versions of Kitten Block have been free, but this one costs 79p/99c. This isn’t because I’m hoping to make money from it, but to cover the cost of publishing – Apple charges £80/year for a developer license. In the possibly unlikely event that I make back that cost, all profits will go to CalAid, with the financials posted online for transparency.

With all that said, I hope you find the new blocker useful, and that your iOS device is now Daily Mail free. Because, well, I think we’re all going to need it in the coming days.


Kitten Block – Now for Chrome

February 14th, 2011

Kitten Block for Firefox now has over 1,000 users and has been verified by Mozilla, but I’ve also had dozens of requests for a version that works with the Chrome browser. So, er, I made one. You can get it here.

As with the Firefox version, it’s very simple: no options, just simple kitten-based blocking. Enjoy!

Kitten Block 1.02b for Firefox 4 beta

October 3rd, 2010

Over the past few days there has been quite a lot of interest in my Kitten Blocker for Firefox. Thanks to Martin Belam, Tom Cox, Ms Slide (site possibly NSFW, depending on where you work, I suppose) and everyone who’s shared, blogged or passed the link around on Twitter. It has now blocked well over a hundred inadvertent visits to the Mail online, and the original Tea and Kittens site just served up its 20,000th kitten.

The original extension, Kitten Block version 1.01, is available on the Mozilla site, and works for any version of Firefox up to 3.6.x. I’ve had no reported problems, and it has now been tested on dozens of Windows and Mac systems. For those testing out Firefox 4 Beta, though, it’ll refuse to install. This is a limitation of the installer package, rather than the code.

I’ll update the Kitten Block package to 1.0.2, with support, once Firefox 4 exits beta and I can test it on the final version. In the meantime, here’s a working beta version – I’ve tested on the current 4.0b6 (and 3.6), and I’ve set the package to be valid up to 4.0b9.

UPDATE – Version 1.1, on the Mozilla Update site, now supports Firefox 4 beta.
UPDATE 2 – Firefox 4 has launched, and is supported in full by v1.2

Kittens vs the Daily Mail

September 28th, 2010

This is what the Daily Mail website now looks like on my computer. Let me explain.

It’s hard to avoid the Daily Mail. Even if you’d never choose to buy a copy, links to its website are everywhere (except this post, obviously). Some are easy to spot and avoid, but when one is obfuscated by link shortening services – particularly common on Twitter, for obvious reasons – it’s all to easy to visit Mail Online unintentionally. And this is bad for two reasons: it’ll make you very angry or upset*, and it helps to bolster the newspaper’s website stats and online advert impressions.

My solution involves kittens. All the best solutions do.

Kitten Block is a Firefox extension that blocks the Daily Mail and Daily Express websites. And nothing else. There are no configuration settings, options or adjustable blacklists and no override option, so once installed it looks rather like this:

If you click on a link – shortened, full or whatever – to either site the extension intercepts it and redirects you to a special page on www.teaandkittens.co.uk, as pictured above. The extension can of course be disabled or removed. It’s free, obviously – the code that makes it tick is mostly cobbled together from snippets on the Mozilla Developer Hub site, so I take no real credit – and anyone’s welcome to edit, reuse or improve it.

Kitten Block has been tested on Firefox 3.6 under Windows, but use it at your own risk – please let me know if you spot any bugs, problems etc. You can get it from the Mozilla Addons site, here.

UPDATE: Kitten Block version 1.1 is now up on the Mozilla Addons site. It includes support for Firefox 4 Beta (up to 4.0b7), optimised code (shorter, smarter, redesigned to prevent incompatibility with other addons) and – very excitingly – a new kitten icon.

UPDATE 2: Now also available for Chrome!

* Or both, obviously.

1.6093km wide of the truth

December 17th, 2008

Yesterday morning we got a Government press release: “Government saves the Pint and the Mile”. This morning, the Express takes the story and runs with it while flicking V signs across the channel as it goes. Lede paragraph:

“THE British pint, mile and ounce were saved yesterday as Brussels finally quit trying to kill them off.”

Fourth para, quote:

Shadow Innovation Secretary David Willetts added: “The pint, the mile and pounds and ounces are part of our country’s rich traditions and it’s great they have now been protected from an absurd attempt by the EU to get rid of them.”

So, EU tries to force UK to go metric, UK resists. Got it. But in the seventh para:

“Yesterday MEPs voted to back the view of the European Commission that letting us keep our imperial system would have no real effect on the wider EU market.”

Those damned Eurocrats, telling us Plucky Brits (copyright The Sun) to keep our imperial measures. Er, what?