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On Republicanism, and kicking puppies

June 5th, 2012

In which we actually demonstrate

This Sunday I attended the Jubilee Protest, organised by the Republic campaign for a democratic alternative to the monarchy in the UK. And so this week I have had, on a couple of occasions, been asked to explain just why I support the Republican movement (no relation to the GOP). This is actually rather difficult, because:

A) If you believe that the monarchy is fundamentally undemocratic, and you’re asked why, it’s a little like being asked ‘Why don’t you agree with kicking puppy dogs in the face?’. The answer seems so screamingly obvious that it’s tempting to be glib or sarcastic and not even answer properly. And:

B) Some people assume that, by nature of not wanting the queen as an unelected head of state, you also must wish bodily harm or humiliation on her. Which, given that she’s a lady of some years, is especially horrible. So they assume that you’re probably the kind of person who would probably quite enjoy kicking puppy dogs in the face*, and don’t really want to discuss constitutional issues with you.

Neither is particularly condusive to a civilised discussion on the subject. So, for the sake of a proper discussion, here’s why I care about this enough to go and stand in the pouring rain for five hours when I should have been at home fussing the cats, finishing Skyward Sword on the Wii or studying intransitive verb patterns in Japanese.

1) Democracy

I like democracy. I think that, given the alternatives, the most intellectually defensible system of government in this day and age is one where the actions of a country are determined by its citizens. Direct democracy by constant referrenda is effectively unworkable, so the tried and tested method is to use elected representatives.

We already have this, to an extent, in the form of local democracy and an elected chamber in Parliament, but ultimately our Prime Minister and Government act by the grace of the monarch. Parliament is opened by the Queen, who reads out the intentions of ‘her government’. Laws voted for by Parliament only become law once given Royal Assent.

The monarch also has, among his or her reserve powers, the ability to prevent a bill being debated in parliament. It’s common belief that such intervention is a matter of ancient history, but this was last invoked in 1999.

And kind of role is not reserved to the sitting monarch. Prince Charles has an effective right of veto over issues that might concern his interests, and has been repeatedly accused of meddling** in matters with which he disagrees.

So at the moment UK citizens may vote for whoever they like, but one particular lady can, by virtue of birth alone, overrule them all. I’d suggest it’s not a huge mental leap to think that this is a bad thing.

Obviously, the role of the monarchy isn’t the only part of the UK democratic process that is, in fact, deeply undemocratic. I’m also in favour of an elected second chamber and a form of proportional representation for the lower chamber.

2) Money

Secondary to the issue of democracy, there’s the cost. Hit hard by the global financial crisis, the UK’s health service and education system are under huge strain. The monarchy reports its own costs per annum at around £32 million, but this excludes huge expenses such as the cost of security (Republic uses a figure of £100m for that, but it comes from press reports and is likely to be a finger-in-air estimate).

The Duchies of Lancaster and Cornwall both provide a huge income directly to the monarchy, growing year on year (for example, DO Cornwall, 2009-10, £17.2m), and yet direct funding from taxpayers via the Civil List has almost trebled (or doubled, accounting for inflation), since 1991 (under £5m to around £15m/annum).

Put simply, this is a system that takes money from taxpayers and hands it, by the tens-of-millions, to a family who are already millionnaires. At a time when the Government is cutting benefits for the disabled because we ‘can’t afford them. It’s obscene.

Question 1: What about the tourism?

Democracy and money are the reasons I’d like to see the monarchy replaced by a republic. The most common counter-argument, at least to the latter, is tourism – doesn’t the Royal Family bring lots of tourists to the UK to spend cash? This seems to make sense, but when you look at the numbers, the palaces rank fairly low on the UK’s top tourist draws. Last year Buckingham Palace, boosted by the wedding, attracted a record-breaking almost 600,000 visitors, beaten by Windsor at 680,000 – the British Musem and National Gallery, meanwhile, recorded over 5 million apiece.

If anything, opening the palaces up full time would be a huge boost to tourist spending – the Palace of Versailles, notably free of monarchy for some time, attracts millions of visitors each year (estimates vary between 5m and 15m). People come here for the history, and the monarchy belongs as a part of that – something for visitors to read about in the Buckingham Palace museum (we’re really not about to knock it over and build a car park, now.)

Question 2: What about Tradition?

This is less compelling, as simply having taken place for some time does not make something right. It’s also interesting to note that many of the ‘ancient’ ceremonies associated with the UK monarchy are relatively modern inventions.

Question 3: What about the Queen?

Many people admire the queen and her many years of work. They ask who would replace her diplomatic role, but the answer to that is pretty straightforward – the United States is not, after all, noted for its inability to conduct dimplomatic meetings and visits, despite a lack or monarch. In fact, it seems to be doing relatively well on the international stage.

As for the future of the house of self-styled house of Windsor, that’s one of the trickier questions – such a system cannot be unwound overnight. I would be in favour of transferring a substantial part of one of the Dutchies to the family, granting them both privacy and funds, so long as they declaim all right to their former titles in perpetuity. Any attempt to act as a kind of monarchy in exile would void the agreement, with the lands and money reclaimed by the state.

Question 4: Would you prefer President Blair?

Yes, if the country actually voted for him again. I’d suggest this is unlikely. Ditto Thatcher.

And that’s about the size of it. No guillotines, and no kicked puppies. And if you disagree with me, the good news is that you’re in the majority – for now – and, as a believer in democracy, I don’t advocate any change until the majority of citizens support it.

Just wait until you see King Charles, though..


* For the record: I do not.

** For the record: great word, meddle.

Exposed: the Coalition Government’s secret policy planner

June 21st, 2011

Apropos this latest round of ill conceived nonsense, I found this in my notebook where I scribbled it over lunch on the floor outside Number 10, or something. Enjoy.

5cm per second – UK DVD out March 2011

December 29th, 2010

Some time ago I wrote a review of the rather wonderful 5 Centimeters Per Second, noting that at the time it was nigh on impossible to get hold of a copy in the UK. I ended up importing one from Hong Kong. Cost a fortune.

Now, though, good news. It’s getting a UK release on Region 2 DVD* at the end of March 2011, and Amazon’s currently listing pre-orders for less than £9 – which is ridiculously good value for a film this impressive. Click here to see or buy.

* No Blu-ray, sadly.

Random broadband facts:

August 15th, 2009

I’m researching an article on the history of broadband. A few interesting things I’ve come across:

  • In 2000 a 512Mbps Blueyonder connection cost £50/month
  • In 2001 broadband accounted for less than 1% of UK internet connections. 81% were dial-up (ONS)
  • By 2005 half of UK connections were broadband (ONS)
  • In 2009 56% of UK households have broadband access (ONS), and the average UK connection speed is 3746Kbps (Akamai)
  • Virgin is currently testing <200Mbps FTTC, with BT working on VDSL.

Not bad going. But on the other hand: the average connection speed in South Korea, Q1 2009 is 10956Kbps, with SK and Japan both offering >100Mbps consumer products today (SK uses VDSL, Japan has a strange FTTC-like infrastructure). That’s fast.

Executive summary

June 9th, 2008

All you need to know about today’s big UK technology news, courtesy of one sentence from the press release:

“Further details about pricing and rate plans will be announced at a later date.”

You are welcome. Wonder how much space this gets in tomorrow’s papers.